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07 November 2008 @ 08:45 pm
She was addicted to PMS  

It has been way too long since I have last updated. The unfortunate thing is that I don't really have anything to update. It's been pretty boring. School is school and is driving me insane, as it well should. Had a study today and a woman we (and by 'we' I mean everyone [and by 'everyone' I mean Lucy and I]) dubbed "Psycho Sub", because she is psycho and a substitute, was filling in.
 

Note:
- PS = Psycho Sub
- RG = Random Girl (whose name I do not know)

**Jacquie and I are walking to class**
Jacquie: I'll bet we have a sub
Me: Ugh
**We walk in and see a middle aged, seemingly nice lady**
Jacquie: Told you so!
Me: Woah
PS: ~GLARE OF DEATH!~ Can you please LEAVE YOUR BAGS OUTSIDE NOW!!!!! !!!.
Jacquie: But I'm leaving next period!
PS: THIS IS! A! LABORATORY!!    !! TIE YOUR HAIR UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jacquie: I don't even have a hair tie. Do you have one?
PS: No!
Jacquie: ....
Me (whispers): What the hell?!
Jess: She's crazy!
Me: No shit

**Sitting down after having moved back a couple of rows**
PS: DID YOU TIE YOUR HAIR UP!?
Jacquie: Yes.
PS: What did you USE?
Jacquie: ... My iPod earphones
Me: ~chuckle!~
PS: That isn't good enough. HERE! ~Thrusts a handful of rubber bands at Jacquie. Meanwhile Jacquie's hair is less than shoulder length~
Jacquie: ~Ties her hair up and looks pissed off~
Me: ~Annoyed because PS is fucking crazy and wasting everyone's time and being a general bitch~
Me: Just wondering, how long does your hair have to be before you need to tie it up?
PS: Shoulder length
Me: So like yours?
PS: WHAT!
Me: Because yours is shoulder length! ~makes random gesture toward my shoulder~
**Phoebe and Bella walk in**
PS: DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING CHANNNTELLLL
Me: Actually it's Chanelle
PS: DO YOU WANT TO DISCUSS THIS AT A LATER TIME?!?>!?!!?
Me: Not really
PS: ~Glares at me and then turns to Phoebe and Bella who are standing there laughing~ WHY ARE YOU LATE?! IT'S NOT FUNNY! I CAN THINK OF DOZENS OF THINGS MORE FUNNY!!!!! I'm going to give BOTH OF YOU A LATENESS DETENTION!!
**A few minutes later**
RG: ~Gets up and turns on the fans~
PS: UHM DID YOU ASK EVERYONE? OR IS IT JUST ALL ABOUT YOU?!
RG: Oh, sorry. I didn't realize
Jacquie: Does anyone not want the fans on?
Everyone: I don't mind/No it's boiling
PS: ITS JUST COMMON COURTESY!

 

Why do people like that even become teachers. Babe, do us all a favour and have a freaking period or something.

 


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Current Location: The Study
Current Mood: sleepysleepy
Current Music: Heartbreaker (Feat. Cheryl Cole) - Will.I.Am
 
 
 
(Anonymous) on November 7th, 2008 10:57 am (UTC)
Maddie {my name}
Care to give me a play-by-play on the rest of the day too Chanelle? No seriously, save me from legal...Did you know that only 11% of homocides take place on mondays meaning that it is, in effect, the most friendly day of the week? In fact, sundays have 17% and are thus the second most deadly day of the week. No so much fun now, eh? I think we can now christian monday as the new funday, am I right? Yes yes. Good good...fucking legal...
omfg_chanelleomfg_chanelle on November 7th, 2008 11:48 pm (UTC)
Re: Maddie {my name}
You are so lulzy. I'm dying. Take your elements of the crime and fucking shove it. No I did not know that only 11% of homicides take place on Monday. That, funnily enough, made me sing "I Don't Like Mondays". Whenever I want to stay home, I'll bring up Sunday being the second most deadly. Is Friday or Saturday the most deadly?